Member #1 Justin "Oh, The Horror" Ledesma:

Lead Guitar/Lead Vocals

He is a man of few words, though you wish he'd say fewer. Of many actions that you'll never see. One might say he is the wind, but that would be to define him and no humble scribe dare take the liberty. He is Justin; holder of the nose. Carrier of the sacred hipster glasses and defender of...his own...interests. As you may have guessed, this is Justin writing this crap. I'm no good at this, but look! Pictures and video. That's pretty cool, huh?